We study a liquid of zigzagging two-dimensional directed polymers with bending rigidity, i.e., polymers whose conformations follow checkerboard paths. In the continuum limit the statistics of such polymers obey the Dirac equation for particles of imaginary mass. We exploit this observation to investigate a liquid of these polymers via a quantum many-fermion analogy. A self-consistent approximation predicts a phase of tilted order, in which the polymers may develop a preference to zig rather than zag. We compute the phase diagram and key response functions for the polymer liquid, and comment on the role played by fluctuations. PACS numbers: 36.20.Fz, 61.30.Vx, 03.65.Pm, 05.30.Fk Directed line liquids consist of quasi-one-dimensional objects that are preferentially oriented along a common direction about which they undergo thermal fluctuations [1][2][3][4]. Realizations include systems as diverse as polymer liquids under uniaxial tension [5][6][7], twodimensional lamellar smectics [8], step edges on crystal surfaces [9], interfaces in the KPZ universality class [10], and vortex lines in planar type-II superconductors [11]. Quantum many-body physics provides powerful tools for analyzing the thermal equilibrium properties of classical systems of strongly interacting directed line liquids, by means of the well-known mapping between the configurations of classical directed lines in D-dimensional space and the world-lines of nonrelativistic quantum particles moving in D − 1 spatial dimensions [1,[5][6][7]. For example, in Refs. [1,5,7] this mapping has been used to relate the structure of non-intersecting, but otherwise noninteracting, two-dimensional directed polymer liquids to the properties of the non-interacting one-dimensional Fermi gas. As discussed in Ref. [6], the properties of three-dimensional directed polymer liquids follow from a mapping onto a two-dimensional system of fermions interacting via a Chern-Simons potential.The two-dimensional directed polymers that we consider in the present article have an energetic preference to be straight, i.e., an energy cost to be bent. To date, by contrast, attention has primarily been focused on directed polymers that have an energetic preference to be short, i.e., an external tension controls the mean length. Unlike the Kratky-Porod [12] model, which features a curvature-based bending energy, the polymers in the current model bend only by a fixed angle. This model of zigzagging directed lines may also capture the effect of crystalline anisotropy in step edges on crystal surfaces. As we shall see, the appropriate quantum analog of the zigzagging directed line liquid consists of relativistic quantum particles, which, accordingly, are governed by the Dirac equation. This analogy, combined with a self-consistent field approximation, enables us to obtain information about local polymer density and alignment in the form of the mean values and correlations of these quantities. Inter alia, we shall also see that the interplay of bending rigidity and repulsive interactions l...