Middle ear effusion (MEE) has probably been a recognized aural condition since Hippocrates (4th century BC) wrote about 'humours of the ear'. More than two millenia later MEE is undoubtedly the major cause of auditory dysfunction in school children. It is a condition that occupies a substantial part of the time of the otologist and which costs society a great deal for its alleviation. Anything, therefore, which gives promise of earlier or better diagnosis should surely be welcomed by those responsible for the health care of children.A tool giving such promise emerged through the development of acoustic impedance measurement. Over a decade ago the concept was advanced that MEE might be detected more swiftly and efficiently by adding acoustic impedance measurement to the routine screening of hearing (Brooks 1971). The reception of this proposal in the UK has been at best unenthusiastic and the purpose of this paper is to discuss critically the major objections to the concept, these being (1) that it is unnecessary because children recover from MEE spontaneously, given time; (2) that impedance screening is unnecessary because present diagnostic methods are adequate; (3) that pure-tone screening is adequate to identify children with auditory deficits; (4) that impedance testing will not detect sensorineural hearing loss; (5) that the procedure is over-sensitive and would cause overloading of the treatment services; (6) that it is too costly; and (7) that the procedure is not safe.The first objection seems, at first sight, to have circumstantial support. Though probably 206/o or more of all first-year school children have episodes of MEE, by the age of 10 or 11 years the prevalence has fallen to only 2 or 3% (Brooks 1974). Recovery is spontaneous for the majority. Why then attempt to detect MEE at an early age?