We explore the possibility that dark matter (DM) is the lightest hadron made of two stable color octet Dirac fermions Q. The cosmological DM abundance is reproduced for M Q ≈ 12.5 TeV, compatibly with direct searches (the Rayleigh cross section, suppressed by 1=M 6 Q , is close to present bounds), indirect searches (enhanced by QQ þQQ → QQ þ QQ recombination), and with collider searches (where Q manifests as tracks, pair produced via QCD). Hybrid hadrons, made of Q and of standard model quarks and gluons, have large QCD cross sections, and do not reach underground detectors. Their cosmological abundance is 10 5 times smaller than DM, such that their unusual signals seem compatible with bounds. Those in the Earth and stars sank to their centers; the Earth crust and meteorites later accumulate a secondary abundance, although their present abundance depends on nuclear and geological properties that we cannot compute from first principles.