The Gram stain is one of the most commonly performed tests in the clinical microbiology laboratory, yet it is poorly controlled and lacks standardization. It was once the best rapid test in microbiology, but it is no longer trusted by many clinicians. 1940 and 1960 (3). These were early days in the practice of infectious diseases that featured clinician-microbiologists who developed Gram staining skills while holding positions in outpatient clinics and inpatient wards. Fresh specimens were collected, smears were prepared and stained, and microscopy was performed, all by the clinician in what we today call a point-ofcare setting. Pierce Gardner, an Associate Professor of Medicine at Harvard Medical School in 1974, wrote about the Gram stain and its interpretation (4): "The responsibility for interpretation of the Gram-stained smear should not be delegated. Technicians often are highly skilled in the recognition of bacteria but may have had little training in the interpretation of background material and cell types as they appear in Gram-stained smears of clinical specimens. Furthermore, the laboratory technician is usually not privy to important clinical facts. . .which may influence the interpretation of the smear. Therefore, it is our feeling that the Gram-stained smear should be considered part of the physical examination of the patient with an acute bacterial infection and belongs in the repertoire of all physicians delivering primary care in acutely ill patients." The Gram stain was king.Antimicrobial resistance requiring sophisticated testing practices appeared soon after the introduction of antimicrobials in 1940 and was accompanied by novel equipment and technologies that changed the practice of clinical microbiology. These changes and others resulted in separate disciplines of infectious diseases and clinical microbiology (3, 5). The clinician began to rely on a central microbiology laboratory for stain, culture, and antimicrobial testing results. Interns in the clinics and at bedsides received Gram stain training from senior house staff. Without oversight from laboratory physicians and scientists, Gram stain skills deteriorated. As laboratory testing expanded, so did government regulation to ensure accurate results by trained technologists. Gram stain errors by clinicians were increasing (6). Because of an increase in the frequency of Gram stain errors performed by clinicians, microscopes and reagents were removed from near-patient locations. Regulations (CLIA 88) now mandate quality control and proficiency testing for laboratories, including those in physician offices, that perform and report Gram stain results, although performance requirements are minimal. The typical core microbiology laboratory has been moved miles from the bedside clinician. The evolution of the Gram stain from a clinician-performed, bedside test to a remotely performed test assigned, in many cases, to the least experienced laboratory worker with the minimal training needed to pass basic proficiency requirements, has taken the Gr...