The classic monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs) tranylcypromine (TCP) and phenelzine (PLZ) are powerful antidepressants that come with an equally powerful stigma, and are thus rarely prescribed-despite their well-established effectiveness. Some of these preconceptions appear to stem from unclarity, as the etiology of a rare but important side effect, 'spontaneous hypertension' (SH)-a significant increase in blood pressure absent dietary tyramine ingestion-remains improperly elucidated. This paper aims at uprooting some of the stigma surrounding MAOIs by advancing the trace amine (TA) theory as the causative underpinning of SH. This theory posits that SH results from the considerable influx of TAs observed following TCP-or PLZ-administration. TAs are known, albeit at greatly supraphysiological levels, to raise blood pressure on account of their propensity to exert potent indirect sympathomimetic effects; additionally, some research posits that TAs may induce vasoconstrictive effects partly or wholly separate therefrom, which would then constitute a second hypertensive mechanism. TAs are endogenous to the human body in low quantities. Both TCP and PLZ cause marked elevations of 2-phenylethylamine (PEA), meta-and para-tyramine (m-/p-TYR), octopamine (OA), and tryptamine (TRYP), following both acute and (sub) chronic administration. This paper holds that TYR plays a pivotal role in causing SH, due to its strong pressor effect. Cautious treatment of SH is advised, given its typically self-limiting nature. The risk of hypotensive overshoots must be taken into account. For severe cases, this paper urges reconsideration, following suitable confirmation trials, of antipsychotics (notably risperidone) as these agents may reduce striatal p-TYR levels.