While the complementary metal‐oxide semiconductor (CMOS) technology is the mainstream for the hardware implementation of neural networks, we explore an alternative route based on a new class of spiking oscillators we call “thermal neuristors”, which operate and interact solely via thermal processes. Utilizing the insulator‐to‐metal transition in vanadium dioxide, we demonstrate a wide variety of reconfigurable electrical dynamics mirroring biological neurons. Notably, inhibitory functionality is achieved just in a single oxide device, and cascaded information flow is realized exclusively through thermal interactions. To elucidate the underlying mechanisms of the neuristors, a detailed theoretical model is developed, which accurately reflects the experimental results. This study establishes the foundation for scalable and energy‐efficient thermal neural networks, fostering progress in brain‐inspired computing.This article is protected by copyright. All rights reserved