It's rapid and selective: In contrast to the dimerization of α,β‐unsaturated esters (acrylics) by carbene 3, the more nucleophilic carbene 2 selectively forms the single‐addition product, and 1, the most nucleophilic carbene of the series, polymerizes acrylics. The biomass‐derived methylene butyrolactones are quantitatively polymerized to produce medium‐ to high‐molecular‐weight bioplastics in less than one minute at ambient temperature. Mes=2,4,6‐trimethylphenyl, TOF=turnover frequency.