Catechols occupy a unique role in the structural, bio-, and geochemistry of silicon. Although a wealth of knowledge exists on their hypercoordinate complexes, the structure of tetracoordinate bis­(catecholato)­silane, Si­(catH)2 1, has been enigmatic since its first report in 1951. Indeed, the claim of a planar-tetracoordinated silicon in 1 triggered a prominent debate, which is unsettled to this day. Herewith, we present a comprehensive structural study on 1 and derivatives in the gas phase by electron diffraction, in a neon matrix by IR spectroscopy, in solution by diffusion NMR spectroscopy, and in the solid-state by X-ray diffraction and MAS NMR spectroscopy, complemented by high-level quantum-chemical computations. The compound exhibits unprecedented phase adaptation. In the gas phase, the monomeric bis­(catecholato)­silane is tetrahedral, but in the condensed phase, it is metastable toward oligomerization up to a degree controllable by the type of catechol, temperature, and concentration. For the first time, spectroscopic evidence is obtained for a rapid Si–O σ-bond metathesis reaction. Hence, this study sorts out a long-lasting debate and confirms dynamic covalent features for our Earth’s crust’s most abundant chemical bond.