Eumelanins, the characteristic black insoluble and heterogeneous bio-polymers of human skin, hair and eyes, have intrigued and challenged generations of chemists, physicists and biologists because of their unique structural and optoelectronic properties. Recently, an organic chemistry approach has been combined with advanced spectroscopic and imaging techniques, theoretical calculations and methods of condensed matter physics to gradually force these materials to reveal their secrets. Here we review the latest advances in the field with a view to showing how the emerging knowledge is not only helping us explain eumelanin functionality, but may also be translated into effective strategies for exploiting their properties to create a new class of biologically inspired high tech materials.