Since it entered the market in the early 1980s, the deployment of polyaryl ether ketones has gained prominence in a plethora of fields linked to advanced materials design as direct substitutes for metal and ceramic counterparts. [1][2][3][4] For example, in the automotive and aeronautics industries, these materials are being implemented in connectors, seals, and insulators for pumps, which significantly reduces the final weight of the products. [5] Furthermore, in the biomedical field, they have been used in the manufacture of surgical instruments and, more recently, in tissue engineering scaffolds and prostheses. [6][7][8] Particularly, polyether ether ketone (PEEK) is increasingly used in dental implants, spine tumor applications, and reconstruction of the craniomaxillofacial complex. [9,10] The chemical structure of this thermoplastic polymer provides adequate chemical resistance, mechanical properties similar to those of human bone, and nonaccumulation and bioinertness features. In addition, this polymer is susceptible to being postsynthesis superficially modified to give rise to novel functionalities or to improve its inherent ones. For instance, surface treatments allow improving characteristics such as friction, lubrication, wettability, cell infiltration, or osseointegration. [11,12] An interesting approach to achieving topographical modifications of material while minimizing or even avoiding chemical changes is the utilization of laser micro/nanoprocessing techniques. Several laser-based techniques have been used to manufacture 1D and 2D structures on PEEK. Among them, direct laser