Zwitterionic hydrogels usually display poor mechanical properties due to their strong hydrophilicity, which severely limited their further applications. Herein, an ultratough zwitterionic hydrogel was developed by introducing vinyl-modified micelles as the cross-linker. The synergetic effect of the micellar deformation, dynamic hydrogen bonding, and electrostatic interactions between the polymer chains lead to a pronounced improvement in the hydrogel mechanical property, with tensile strength up to 2.72 MPa and elongation up to 2125%. Unlike those with fillers, this hydrogel is transparent and conductive, attributed to the effective ion channels induced by its inner zwitterionic groups, which is favorable for visualization. It also showed a renewable strong adhesion to various materials after drying from a wetted state, and no visible residue was left after its detachment. A cell viability assay upon the normal 293FT cells proved its excellent biocompatibility. With all these virtues, this hydrogel was used as a self-adhesive strain sensor, which showed excellent performances in real-time monitoring of the bending angle and frequency of body movements.