This paper analyses the relationship between dramaturgy, tourism and rurality. Through an ethnographic study of Goathland in North Yorkshire -the filming location for the UK television drama series "Heartbeat" -the rural is shown to be a cultural performance that invokes certain lifestyle preferences that are both reliant upon and counterpoised to urban society. However, when urban viewers exchange the virtuality of television viewing for the corporeality of visiting the rural scenes that have become a familiar part of their cultural landscapes, the consequences are much more profound, nuanced and complex than the demarcation of positive or negative impacts reified in certain managerialist discourses. Moreover, the paper shows how the public and private spaces of the rural are being fundamentally transformed by the types of global consumption and mobility that "film-induced tourism" represents.