Recently, Ciufolini and coworkers announced the forthcoming launch of a new cannonball geodetic satellite in 2019. It should be injected in an essentially circular path with the same semimajor axis a of LAGEOS, in orbit since 1976, and an inclination I of its orbital plane supplementary with respect to that of its existing cousin. According to their proponents, the sum of the satellites' precessions of the longitudes of the ascending nodes Ω should allow one to test the general relativistic Lense-Thirring effect to a ≃ 0.2% accuracy level, with a contribution of the mismodeling in the even zonal harmonics J ℓ , ℓ = 2, 4, 6, . . . of the geopotential to the total error budget as little as 0.1%. Actually, such an ambitious goal seems to be hardly attainable because of the direct and indirect impact of, at least, the first even zonal J 2 . On the one hand, the lingering scatter of the estimated values of such a key geophysical parameter from different recent GRACE/GOCE-based global gravity field solutions is representative of an uncertainty which may directly impact the summed Lense-Thirring node precessions at a ≃ 70 − 80% in the worst scenarios, and to a ≃ 3 − 10% level in other, more favorable cases. On the other hand, the phenomenologically measured secular decaẏ a of the semimajor axis of LAGEOS (and, presumably, of the other satellite as well), currently known at a σȧ ≃ 0.03 m yr −1 level after more than 30 yr, will couple with the sum of the J 2 -induced node precessions yielding an overall bias as large as ≃ 20 −40% after 5 − 10 yr. A further systematic error of the order of ≃ 2 − 14% may arise from an analogous interplay of the secular decay of the inclinationİ with the oblateness-driven node precessions.keywords Experimental studies of gravity; Experimental tests of gravitational theories; Satellite orbits; Harmonics of the gravity potential field Recently, Ciufolini et al. (2017a) announced that a further LAGEOS-type satellite, which we will denote as CiufoLares (CL) in honor of its proponent instead of the rather anodyne