Motivated by the ongoing discussion about a seeming asymmetry in the performance of fermionic and bosonic replicas, we present an exact, nonperturbative approach to both fermionic and bosonic zero-dimensional replica field theories belonging to the broadly interpreted β = 2 Dyson symmetry class. We then utilise the formalism developed to demonstrate that the bosonic replicas do correctly reproduce the microscopic spectral density in the QCD-inspired chiral Gaussian unitary ensemble. This disproves the myth that the bosonic replica field theories are intrinsically faulty. The present Letter, prompted by the ongoing discussion [6,18,19,20] about a seeming asymmetry in the performance of fermionic and bosonic replicas [21] (fermionic-bosonic dichotomy), addresses the problem of integrability of zero-dimensional bosonic replica field theories much in line with the ideas of Refs. [8,9]. Having formulated a general nonperturbative theory of both fermionic and bosonic replicas, we further concentrate on the chGUE matrix model and develop an integrable theory of the corresponding nonlinear bosonic replica σ model. Contrary to the claims made in the literature [18], the latter is shown to produce the exact expression for the chGUE density of eigenlevels in the physi-