The problem of computing the integral cohomology ring of the symmetric square of a topological space has been of interest since the 1930s, but limited progress has been made on the general case until recently. In this work we offer a solution for the complex and quaternionic projective spaces KP n , by taking advantage of their rich geometrical structure. Our description is in terms of generators and relations, and our methods entail ideas that have appeared in the literature of quantum chemistry, theoretical physics, and combinatorics. We deal first with the case KP ∞ , and proceed by identifying the truncation required for passage to finite n. The calculations rely upon a ladder of long exact cohomology sequences, which arises by comparing cofibrations associated to the diagonals of the symmetric square and the corresponding Borel construction. These involve classic configuration spaces of unordered pairs of points in KP n , and their one-point compactifications; the latter are identified as Thom spaces by combining Löwdin's symmetric orthogonalisation process (and its quaternionic analogue) with a dash of Pin geometry. The ensuing cohomology rings may be conveniently expressed using generalised Fibonacci polynomials. We note that our conclusions are compatible with mod 2 computations of Nakaoka and homological results of Milgram.2010 Mathematics Subject Classification. Primary 57R18; secondary 14M25, 55N22.