<p>There is a generic skeleton in Petruchio’s closet. By comparing his outlandish behaviour in Shakespeare’s<em> The Taming of the Shrew </em>(ca 1592-94) to that of Pyrgopolinices in Plautus’s <em>Miles Gloriosus</em> (ca 200 BC), as well to that of English variants of the type found in Udall, Lyly, and Peele, I re-situate Petruchio as a braggart soldier. I also reconstruct a largely forgotten comic subgenre, <em>braggart courtship</em>, with distinctive poetic styles, subsidiary characters, narrative events, and thematic functions. Katherina’s marriage to a stranger who boasts of his abilities and bullies social inferiors raises key questions: What were the comic contexts and cultural valences of a match between a braggart and a shrew?</p>