Centrohexaindane was converted into its T -symmetrical 2,3,6,7,10,11,14,15,20,21,26,27-dodecabromo and -dodecaiodo derivatives using N-bromo- and N-iodosuccinimide, respectively, in the presence of trifluoromethanesulfonic acid as a catalyst in single, highly efficient steps. Sonication or microwave irradiation was indispensable to enforce exhaustive halogenation of the twelve equivalent peripheral positions of this Cartesian polyaromatic hydrocarbon. Despite their extremely poor solubility in most organic solvents, the new dodecahalo derivatives were fully characterized, including single crystal X-ray structure analysis. Subsequent Pd -catalyzed twelve-fold C-C cross-coupling reactions furnished the corresponding dodecamethyl, dodeca(phenylethynyl) and dodecaphenyl derivatives in good to excellent yields. The latter hydrocarbon was also analyzed by X-ray diffraction.