We propose the infrared gauge symmetry of our sector includes an unbroken discrete gauged subgroup of baryon minus lepton number of order 2 × 3 colors × 3 generations. We UV complete this at a scale Λ as the familiar U (1) B−NcL Abelian Higgs theory, and the early universe phase transition forms cosmic strings which are charged under an emergent higher-form generalized symmetry. These topological defects catalyze interactions which turn 3 baryons into 3 leptons at strong scale rates in an analogue of the Callan-Rubakov effect.The cosmological lithium problem-that the observed primordial abundance is lower than theoretical expectations by a factor of a few-is perhaps the most statistically significant anomaly of SM + ΛCDM, and has resisted decades of attempts by cosmologists, nuclear physicists, and astronomers alike to root out systematics. We write down a model in which B − N c L strings superconduct bosonic global baryon plus lepton number currents and catalyze solely 3p + → 3e + . We suggest that such cosmic strings have disintegrated O(1) of the lithium nuclei formed during Big Bang Nucleosynthesis and estimate the rate, with our benchmark model finding Λ ∼ 10 8 GeV gives the right number density of strings. Figure 0: Photo of a commissioned abstract artist's impression in acrylic on canvas by Bailey Lingen, a Chicago-based artist and trans rights activist who produces music under the name LiTHiUM THiEF.