Accurate characterizations of how climate controls weathering, the in situ breakdown of rock, are essential because weathering drives erosion and soil formation (Murphy et al, 2016;Richter et al, 2019), impacts biomes (Lu & Hedin, 2019) including the evolution of human life (Kasting, 2019), degrades civil infrastructure (Phillipson et al, 2016), and-crucially-influences the rate of atmospheric CO 2 uptake by the lithosphere, which stabilizes climate on geological time scales (e.g., Isson et al, 2020;Macdonald et al, 2019;Walker et al, 1981).Currently, however, published quantifications of global-climate-weathering connections (e.g., Rugenstein et al, 2019;Winnick & Maher, 2018) do not take into consideration climate's influence on the mechanical component of rock weathering, the lengthening of fractures caused by stresses at Earth's surface-hereafter referred to as "cracking." Yet chemical weathering-and most other surface processes-are limited without the breakdown and porosity facilitated by cracking (e.g.,