A common belief is that any closed, counterclockwise cycle on a pV diagram represents a refrigerator or heat pump. It has been established that this is not the case, but previous papers on this topic have made unnecessary assumptions about the temperatures of the energy reservoirs and about how the system exchanges energy with the reservoirs. Relaxing these assumptions leads to a wide array of unexpected behaviors. In some cases, the same pV cycle can be a heat pump, a cold pump, or a Joule pump simply by changing how the system is connected to the reservoirs. This paper explores the strange world of counterclockwise cycles.