Protozoal Importunity in a Thirty-Three-Year-Old Lawyer: A Farewell to Arms?

Abstract

In 1982, Versace & Hawksbreath [1] reported a case of PI in a small mining community in West Ealing, where the local population had been exposed to 'heroic' doses of Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin and Thiamin. Thiamin is known to exaggerate the speed of the protozoa without affecting its colour; Calcium is known to do the opposite. The result is a sort of inertia, termed 'Protozoan Inertia', which often leads to eukaryotic ennui. Thence, the only relief can come from the anterior pituitary. The protozoa begs the anterior pituitary to keep it distracted; if the anterior pituitary agrees, this will come at a severe cost to the patient. That cost is memory. A Deadly tangoBy Sunday, we noticed a diminution in Ms H's capacity to walk backwards (acute perpatistosis). Experts were called in, and upon

Speculative Oceanography: An Historical Survey of the Literature

“…al. [3] , Miller [4] , Miller [5] Wilson [6] , Baldwin [7] , Baldwin [8] and Smith [9] , while also extending previous research by Clarke [10] , Clarke [11] , Clarke [12] , Clarke [13] and Vincent & Clarke [14], aims to reinstate that gap in the knowledge. Speculative practices about oceanography likely date back at least as far as early human maritime transport, and certainly can be noted in Roman inquiries, such as that conducted by Avienus [15] in the 4th century CE, in which he drew upon the now lost Massiliote Periplus to review the navigations of the Carthaginian Himlico from some nine centuries earlier.…”