Recently, geophysicists discovered that seismic images in crystalline bedrock under crustal compression show a "bowtie" structure. Such a structure shows a seismic velocity pattern that mirrors the topography, with shallow depths (relative to an elevation datum) to unweathered bedrock under the valleys and deep depths under the ridgelines (St. Clair et al., 2015). For example, St. Clair et al. (2015) reported a bowtie pattern for almost the entire range of imaged velocities (i.e., <1,000->4,000 m/s) for two landscapes developed on crystalline rock (Figures S1a and S1b). This pattern is of interest because it matches theoretical calculations of the potential for fracturing. St. Clair et al. (2015) attributed the bowtie structure at two locations in the Piedmont Province of eastern North America (Pond Branch, MD; Calhoun, SC) to fracturing driven by coupling between tectonic stress and topography. They argued that topographic perturbation to a strong horizontal tectonic compression created the potential for opening fractures to greater depths under ridges than valleys when compared to an