, Confero announced a special issue titled Essays on school bullying: Theoretical perspectives on a contemporary problem, which aimed to stimulate a theoretical discussion about school bullying through the medium of theoretically focused essays. 2 No clipboards, no questionnaire surveys, no field notes, no recording devices, simply grey matter and a blank canvas upon which school bullying researchers could sketch their musings. Six researchers accepted the challenge and participated in a fruitful exchange of ideas, taking up issues as broad ranging as popular culture and social difference, victim positioning and exclusionary processes, discursive-material intra-action and the agency of skirts, institutional hierarchy and alternative forms of education, and qualified relativism and the interpretation of elephants. 3 The final essay in the collection extended an invitation to a group of proverbial "blind men" to meet and discuss their interpretations