The title of this chapter is an appropriation of historian Konrad Jarausch's The Rush to German Unity (1994), which describes the hasty negotiation of the unification of East and West Germany following the opening of the borders in November 1989. Jarausch gives an account of the complex process that led to unification, which took many of its actors and most observers by surprise: 'the rapidity and extent of unification confounded the commentators. … Despite repeated crisis, the process continued to accelerate and, at times, threatened to escape control' (Jarausch, 1994, p.4). Jarausch's writing, as he acknowledges, takes place against the backdrop of a surprisingly strong and widespread historical awareness in Germany. This awareness, he argues, fed into two competing narratives of the Wende, the political 'turn-around' of 1989-1990: The official version celebrated the overthrow of post-Stalinist repression and applauded the eastern choice of western democracy. Disappointed intellectuals offered a catastrophic counter-narrative in order to create an opposition identity. Their alternative tale deplored the failure of the revolution and denounced the ravishes of capitalist restoration. The competition among these contradictory discourses polarised the collective memory of events. (1994, p.5) Twenty years after the fall of the Berlin Wall the problem Jarausch commented on remains. The immense speed of unification is not long forgotten but has created some