This essay locates the problem of dirty hands (DH) within virtue ethics -specifically Alasdair MacIntyre's neo-Aristotelian account in After Virtue. It demonstrates that, contra contemporary expositions of this problem, MacIntyre's account provides us with a more nuanced account of tragedy and DH in ordinary life, in its conventional understanding as a stark, rare and momentary conflict in which moral wrongdoing is inescapable. The essay then utilizes elements from MacIntyre's account as a theoretical premise for Machiavelli's thought so as to set the foundations for a nascent but richer account of DH in politics and move beyond the standard, 'static' conceptualization of the problem within this context. In developing a dynamic account of DH, I conceive of politics as a distinct practice and way of life, with its own demands and standards of excellence, and draw on Machiavelli's thought to sketch some of these. The dynamic account uncovers an inexhaustible tension between two ways of life, each with its own demands and standards of excellence: a virtuous politician should become partially vicious and no longer innocent. Understood in dynamic terms, DH in politics involves a paradox of character, not just a paradox of action as the standard 'static' thesis prescribes.Keywords: Dirty Hands; Machiavelli; MacIntyre; political ethics; moral conflict.The problem of dirty hands (DH), Michael Walzer (1973) suggests, captures Machiavelli's recognition: morality and politics conflict. The problem is such that politicians are confronted with a tragic dilemma, a paradox of action -situations in which they must act immorally for political reasons (i.e. they may issue torture to extract life-saving information). The demands of morality -which are, as argued, deontologicalconflict with those of politics -which are, as suggested, consequentialist. Whilst the politician should satisfy the requirements of politics, her choice carries a remainder. This insight challenges the Kantian and Utilitarian value-monist vision of innocence and harmony as unsatisfactorily idealistic and insensitive to our fragmented morality and messiness of politics.Several DH theorists criticize Walzer's account for its 'narrowness': DH, they suggest, might be confronted by non-professional politicians; it might involve a dilemma in ordinary life 1 (Stocker, 1990;Gowans, 2001 2). MacIntyre's account, I illustrate, offers a richer understanding of tragedy and DH -in its traditional conception as a stark conflict involving inescapable wrongdoing. Accepting the possibility of tragedy in ordinary life, however, does not entail that conceptualizing DH in politics as a momentary paradox of action suffices. It is this 'static' conception, I suggest, that most DH theorists borrow from Walzer (despite their disagreements over the scope and precise characterization of DH) and which is unsatisfactorily idealistic in certain on-going activities, most notably politics. My critique is controversial but I state it boldly as I depart from it and seek to develop a...