Elevation in serum carcinoembryonic antigen (CEA) is uncommon in the context of primary CNS neoplasms but can be seen with metastatic brain tumors. CEA elevation can be the presenting feature of a secretory meningioma (SM), a rare subtype of WHO grade I meningioma. c Despite its rarity, SM is a highly relevant entity as it is frequently associated with severe peritumoral brain edema, which can lead to perioperative morbidity and mortality. Oysters c SM can present diagnostic and management pitfalls for neurologists, neurosurgeons, and pathologists. c In patients with oncologic history presenting with brain tumors, the possibility of nonmetastatic etiologies should always be considered. Case report A 73-year-old woman with stage 3B chronic kidney disease (CKD) and remote history of tobacco use was diagnosed with stage 1 (nonmetastatic) colon cancer on a screening colonoscopy. The tumor was discovered in the proximal ascending colon. She underwent laparoscopic right hemicolectomy and did not require any adjunctive chemotherapy or radiation. At the time of her initial diagnosis, serum CEA level was marginally elevated at 3.1 ng/mL (reference range 0-3.0 ng/mL). Five years later, despite being asymptomatic with stable renal function, her serum CEA level was elevated at 8.2 ng/mL. This prompted a CT with contrast of the abdomen and pelvis and repeat colonoscopy, which did not reveal evidence of cancer recurrence. At age 79, she presented with a marked decline in her overall health over the preceding 3-6 months, with weight loss, frequent headaches, worsening cognition, and difficulty performing activities of daily living.