Cranial neuropathy is a rare presentation of recurrent cutaneous neoplasms of the head and neck. Given this infrequent occurrence and shared features of presentation, these highly morbid tumors are often mistakenly diagnosed as Bell's palsy or trigeminal neuralgia. Our findings corroborate previous reports of diagnostic delay, increased tumor burden, and worsened morbidity and mortality associated with such cutaneous malignancies. The critical utility of radiologic imaging for staging and tumor delineation are also supported by our institutional data.