Three bisannulation strategies have been used to rapidly construct pentacyclic benzo‐fused pyrrolo[4,3,2‐mn]acridines, similar to several biologically active natural products. The key steps involve Michael substitution of 2,3‐dichloro‐1,4‐naphthoquinone with o‐nitrophenylacetic acid derivatives, followed by domino amino‐Michael substitutions/cyclisations. The most efficient of these syntheses provided a model compound (1) including the ABCD ring‐system of alpkinidine, in just three steps and 55 % overall yield.