We prove that Hilbert space is distortable and, in fact, arbitrarily distortable. This means that for all λ > 1 there exists an equivalent norm | · | on ℓ 2 such that for all infinite dimensional subspaces Y of ℓ 2 there exist x, y ∈ Y with x 2 = y 2 = 1 yet |x| > λ|y|.We also prove that if X is any infinite dimensional Banach space with an unconditional basis then the unit sphere of X and the unit sphere of ℓ 1 are uniformly homeomorphic if and only if X does not contain ℓ n ∞ 's uniformly. Th. Schlumprecht