This study, an exercise in varietal pragmatics, compares the frequencies and uses of four categories of comment markers – ‘evaluative’, ‘epistemic’, ‘style’, and ‘hearsay’ – across the 20 world Englishes represented in the Global Web‐based Corpus of English. Predictions drawn from the models of world Englishes formulated by Kachru, Schneider, and Mair are used to formulate a set of research questions. The possible covariation of comment marker use with levels of textual informality is explored via comparison of the General and Blogs macro‐genres of GloWbE. The implications of the findings for the evolutionary development of varieties, their stylistic preferences, areal co‐patterning, and directions of intervarietal influence are investigated.