The vector portal/kinetic mixing simplified model of dark matter, in which thermal dark matter of a mass ranging from a few MeV to a few GeV can be realized in association with a dark-sector U (1), relies on the appearance of a small kinetic mixing term between this dark U (1) and the Standard Model (SM) hypercharge. It is well-known that kinetic mixing of the appropriate magnitude can be generated at one loop by the inclusion of "portal matter" fields which are charged under both the dark U (1) and the SM hypercharge, and it has been previously argued on phenomenological grounds that fermionic portal matter fields must exhibit a very specific set of characteristics: They must be vector-like and have the same Standard Model group representations as existing SM fermions. A natural explanation for the presence of dark U (1)-charged copies of SM fermions would be to enlarge the dark gauge group and embed the SM and the portal matter into a single dark multiplet, however, previous attempts at accomplishing this task require significant ad hoc additions to the model to ensure that the portal matter fields are vector-like while the SM fields are chiral, and rely on complicated dark Higgs sectors to realize the appropriate symmetry breaking. In this paper, we argue that embedding a portal matter model in extra dimensions can easily generate chiral SM fermions and vector-like portal matter from a single dark bulk multiplet, while allowing for a far simpler dark Higgs sector. We present a minimal construction of this "Kaluza-Klein portal matter" and explore its phenomenology at the LHC, noting that even in our simple realization of the paradigm such a construction exhibits phenomenology unique from that of more conventional theories of large extra dimensions and 4-dimensional models of portal matter.