Syphilis is a known cause of membranous nephropathy. We describe a case of a patient presenting with nephrotic syndrome whose renal biopsy demonstrated a ‘full house’ immunohistochemical pattern with positive IgG, IgM, C1q, IgA, C3c, and C4d staining. He was treated with immunosuppressive agents for minimal change nephropathy and subsequently class V lupus nephritis, before syphilis infection was confirmed. Following treatment with a single dose of intramuscular benzathine penicillin there was complete and rapid resolution of nephrotic syndrome. With progressive rising incidence in the western world, syphilis is an important and under‐recognised differential diagnosis in cases of nephrotic syndrome.