CILIATES seem simple when viewed through the familiar lens of multicellularity (one cell = simple, many cells = complex). Upon closer examination, ciliates exhibit a bewildering and sophisticated organizational complexity, in a staggering diversity of forms (Figure 1).When describing ciliates, we tend to draw on vocabulary from the more familiar metazoan reference despite entrance onto a unicellular theater. Conventionally, protozoologists assign anterior to the end of the cell that supports the mouth or oral apparatus (OA), while posterior refers to the region endowed with organs of excretion: the cytoproct (CYP) and contractile vacuole pores (CVPs), but these conventions quickly grow problematic. While serviceable for the Tetrahymena clade (Figures 1F and 2), in some ciliates such as Paramecium (Figure 1C), the OA is located roughly at midbody, and CVPs assemble at both ends of the cell. A better convention is to orient anterior and posterior with respect to the direction of locomotion as ciliates usually swim with oral structures facing forward. Even in species in which the OA is centrally located, forward swimming is the direction that propels food particles into the oral cavity. The side of the cell harboring the OA (often "face down" as in the hypotrich ciliates, Figure 1A), is assigned the term