A simple model is presented for the poleward eastern boundary current (the Leeuwin Current) off Western Australia. For continental-shelf length-scales and seasonal time-scales, the advective and time-derivative terms are small, and water flows onto the shelf until a sufficient cross-shelf pressure gradient is set up to push the same flux back. In a rotating system, the return flux takes place in a frictional (Ekman) layer at the bottom, and is synonymous with a near-bottom longshore current VB' from which is equatorward close to shore, but poleward past the 40 m isobath. If the mixed layer is deep enough, there is no upwelling, despite the upwelling-favorable winds. The light surface water is pushed down, causing a baroclinic shear enhancing the poleward current. Advection causes an intense sloping density, salinity, and tracers front. Observed u~and Py from Western Australia predict VB to be poleward in early winter at about 0.2 m S-l, and near zero in summer. The sea-level-slope lJI/y correlates highly (r~0.9) with the wind-stress u~, with a regression of (100 m)-\ both along Western Australia and western North America.