Bringing two fascinating molecules together: Bismalonate derivatives of the Tröger base were used in the high‐yielding regio‐ and diastereoselective preparation of bisadducts of C60 with trans‐1, trans‐2, and trans‐4 addition patterns (e.g. see structure). Moreover, both enantiomers of the inherently chiral trans‐2 adduct were prepared from enantiomerically pure tethers.