The Introduction explains why focusing on the eccentric, singular, and wayward can dislodge the impulse to secure larger formations of belonging in the United States. The messes, ignominies, and cultural failures of the figures in this study highlight the desire to ground abstract norms into the mythologized lives of the so-called founding generation. By excavating the lives and writings of individuals who sought cultural significance but were ignored (both then and now), this chapter reframes the impact of republicanism as a descriptive model for early U.S. cultural significance; theorizes how archival singularity—or the feeling of being drawn to the strange and eccentric within the dust heaps of history—offers an explanatory model for various levels of cultural production, from Benjamin Franklin to the weirdos who failingly aspired to his significance; and illuminates the centrality of queerness as a cultural model for understanding the elisions and absences that structure understandings of the early United States.