Don’t let Yoda or Bill and Ted write your papers: instead, here’s some tips from some editors on getting your paper published

Abstract

Finally, as a disclaimer, we can't claim that we haven't done some of the items on the Don't list, or that we have done all the items on the Instead list, hence the title of the article. Therefore, perhaps Table 1 should be titled 'Don't do as I do, instead do as I say' -if you do that, the most bodacious papers you shall write.