A set C of reals is said to be negligible if there is no probabilistic algorithm which generates a member of C with positive probability. Various classes have been proven to be negligible, for example the Turing upper-cone of a non-computable real, the class of coherent completions of Peano Arithmetic or the class of reals of minimal Turing degree. One class of particular interest in the study of negligibility is the class of diagonally noncomputable (DNC) functions, proven by Kučera to be non-negligible in a strong sense: every Martin-Löf random real computes a DNC function. Ambos-Spies et al. showed that the converse does not hold: there are DNC functions which compute no Martin-Löf random real. In this paper, we show that the set of such DNC functions is in fact non-negligible. More precisely, we prove that for every sufficiently fast-growing computable h, every 2random real computes an h-bounded DNC function which computes no Martin-Löf random real. Further, we show that the same holds for the set of reals which compute a DNC function but no bounded DNC function. The proofs of these results use a combination of a technique due to Kautz (which, following a metaphor of Shen, we like to call a 'fireworks argument') and bushy tree forcing, which is the canonical forcing notion used in the study of DNC functions.1 Very similar ideas were used by V'yugin in [22,23] showed that the following are non-negligible: the class of hyperimmune sets, the class of 1generic reals, and the class of reals of CEA degrees. All three results are variations of the same technique. However, the way Kautz presents his technique is quite abstract and in some sense hides its true spirit, namely that what is being used is a probabilistic algorithm. In the paper [19], Rumyantsev and Shen give a more explicit and intuitive explanation of the underlying algorithm, using the metaphor of a fireworks shop in which a customer is trying to either buy a box of good fireworks, or expose the vendor by opening a flawed one, and uses a probabilistic algorithm to maximize his chances of success. Following the tradition of colourful terminology in computability theory (Lerman's pinball machine, Nies' decanter argument...), we propose to refer to this method as a fireworks argument, the precise template of which will be recalled in the next section.The dichotomy between negligibility and non-negligibility has received quite a lot of attention in recent years. We refer the reader to [2,3,21] for a panorama of the existing results in this direction.One class of particular interest in the study of negligibility is the class of diagonally non-computable functions, or 'DNC functions' for short. It consists of the total functions f : N → N such that f (n) = ϕ n (n) for all n, where (ϕ n ) n is a standard enumeration of partial computable functions from N to N. By definition, there is no computable DNC function. On the other hand, as showed by Kučera [15], the class of DNC functions is non-negligible. If we take the point of view of probabilistic algorithms, th...