Simple as pyran: Vinylsilane‐substituted tetrahydropyrans, readily accessed through the oxidative CH bond functionalization of silylallylic or propargylic ethers (see scheme; DDQ=2,3‐dichloro‐5,6‐dicyano‐1,4‐benzoquinone), are versatile substrates for a wide range of functional group interconversions and stereocontrolled additions. These processes have applications in convergent target‐ or diversity‐oriented synthesis strategies.