In this paper, we bring the main tools of the Laplacian paradigm to the Broadcast Congested Clique. We introduce an algorithm to compute spectral sparsi ers in a polylogarithmic number of rounds, which directly leads to an e cient Laplacian solver. Based on this primitive, we consider the linear program solver of Lee and Sidford [LS14]. We show how to solve certain linear programs up to additive error ๐ with ๐ constraints on an ๐-vertex Broadcast Congested Clique network in O(
โ๐ log(1/๐)) rounds. Using this, we show how to nd an exact solution to the minimum cost ow problem in O( โ ๐) rounds.